My longest relationship is with a cyst near my right ear. We’re going on seven years. I would apply for common law marriage if he had better health insurance and wasn’t so abusive. Instead, every couple of weeks he decides to balloon up (annoyed about god knows what, that I ate a doughnut?) and throb with anger. I vow to ignore him; attention only makes his ego grow. I wear my hair down to hide him. I suffocate him with lotions and potions. I wonder if my concealer is acting as fertilizer. Finally three glasses deep of merlot I attack with a sterilized safety pin. He surrenders, while deepening the ever present scar to remind me of his next visit.
Christian Louboutin is a superstar – and yet he built his shoe empire with the innocence of a child. It’s that positivity and that creative energy that makes him so unique – and that makes him such a great guest. We met at the Chateau Marmont, in Penthouse 54, which we decided is our favorite. I hope you’ll love getting to know him better!
Cynthia Rowley is very cool. Her daughter Kit Keenan is unsurprisingly very cool too. They’re both smart, well dressed, and capable on a surf board, which makes me admire and also envy them. Perhaps cooler than all of this is the fact that their mother-daughter dynamic is deeply rooted in friendship, full of inspiration and adventure, today they’re sharing the lessons they’ve learned from each other too.